Tristan is a panda and looks lame. Who even parts their hair like that any more.
Tristan was born of an unholy union of co-opted webcomic character and co-opted children's animated TV show character. By all rights, they shouldn't exist, but there they are.
- Renbunny - They play video games sometimes i guess.
- Horse - Tristan is lame and therefore doesn't get to talk to someone as cool as horse.
- Danny - They once hugged, it was really awkward.
- Pizza - Tristan ate this, once.
- Once, tristan ate a bug. Its' parents could never recover from the shock of loving a six-legged son.
- Tristan is in a relationship with Penny Ling.
- Tristan is grumpy a lot and plays too much dota.
- Contrary to popular belief, Tristan is not a blackbelt in karate.